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"He’s devastated me but he’s also made me happier than I’ve ever been."
-Blair Waldorf (via perfect)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

image


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